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Post by C Anderson Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:04 am

People from California, New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts & Illinois are ruining the quality of life in many states due to their failed policies and extreme liberal views.

Californians Put Squeeze On Colorado -- `Old-Timers' Say Californians Ruin Beauty, Change Culture

Washington Post

DENVER - Mention you're from California these days and the
grocery bagger here sneers. The dry cleaner mutters. A welcome smile may
dissolve into a snarl.

"I think of them as a plague of locusts," said Sally Janover, a
Denver designer. "They go where it's good feeding, bringing their
garbage with them. They're rude, self-centered, snobby and only
interested in their own well-being."

Once welcomed as a cure-all for Colorado's wheezing economy,
migrating Californians nowadays are widely viewed as an invading horde.
Many "natives" - as anyone in Colorado long enough to get a haircut
declares himself - believe Californians are polluting the Rocky Mountain
way of life with big money and ambitions and lack of respect for the
state's natural beauty.

"They are the harbingers of the future," said former Gov. Richard
Lamm. "They have compromised their quality of life, and they are looking
for other places to go. If you want to see Denver tomorrow, go to Los
Angeles today."

The influx has been happening elsewhere in the West since the 1980s,
with tens of thousands of Californians streaming into Washington,
Oregon, Nevada and Arizona. About 160,000 have abandoned the Golden
State in the past five years for Colorado - a significant addition to a
state population of 3.6 million.

This, in turn, is helping feed an economic phenomenon that is
changing the character of the state and the people who live here. New
professionals have boosted housing prices while fueling an expansion in
ancillary businesses like dry cleaners and groceries. Demand is creating
jobs but also creating longer waits that hurt the quality of life.

Enclaves like Castle Rock and Highlands Ranch, both south of Denver,
have become magnets for California castaways because of inexpensive land
and beautiful scenery. Rolling hills are spotted with $100,000-plus
homes and the bagel shops and coffeehouses that followed.

The bottom line is a concern over how many people can fit into the
state's 104,000 square miles without destroying its character.

"Coloradans have the idea that we'd just as soon not have this many people here," said Jim Westkott, the state demographer.

"They hike out to their favorite spot and there are 25 people there, when it used to be empty."

A sad BUT TRUE parody by Jack Lakeman, DP Editor-in-Chief
Tuesday, January 29th, 2013,

(Santa Monica, CA)
—It has been 34 years of marriage, three children, two grandchildren,
two homes, three jobs, and Mary and Joseph Peterson have had enough.
The two Sacramento natives and college sweethearts have lived in
California their entire lives. Now their lifelong stay in the Sunshine
state is sadly coming to an end.


Mary Peterson, 56, and husband Joseph, 57, lament being only an estimated 225,000 people who are now leaving California annually,
in comparison to the hordes more that are storming in (mainly
illegally). They also lament not fully experiencinhg the hippie heyday
of the state, being only in their pre-teen years at the time California
began officially transforming from a self-sustaining state into the
basket case of welfare–driven, tax and regulation plagued socialist,
Iraq-sized pile of batshit-crazy dung it is today.


With Joseph being the CEO of a 180-employee shipping company, and Mary, co-founder and vice president of Ancient Attributes, Inc.,
a 34-employee company that produces catheters for the elderly, the
couple has decided it is time to close their businesses and move out of

the state they once proudly
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called home. Two-hundred and four people will be left without jobs in their
wake. But in leaving California the duo are now faced with a new
dilemma: which state to ruin next?


“It’s like, so trippy,” said Mary Peterson, while packing her favorite
18-inch statue of Buddha she bought in Mexico in 2006 while a U-Haul
truck hums in the driveway. “We’ve voted as progressively as possible
in every election since our twenties, and yet things are worse than
ever. We’re totally mystified. It’s, like, so bizarre.”


The Petersons are not alone.

Dale and Rania Scatman, who moved from Nevada to Los Angeles in 1985
have voted strictly Democrat ever since. Now, like the Petersons, they
are looking to move. “With all of the regulations, all of the bans on
virtually everything, and the oppressive tax rates, we’re left with no
choice,” said Mr. Scatman, while searching on-line for housing prospects
in Texas.


Like the Petersons, the Scatmans are not just eyeing Texas, but also
Arkansas, Louisiana, Arizona, Florida, Mississippi, and North Dakota
—i.e. any state that has not yet been destroyed by the likes of people
like themselves, as Californians seek to flee the state they ruined,
only to relocate to a freer state and/or city they will ruin all over
again, given time.


“I hear the tax rates and house prices are low (in North Dakota),” said
Dale, Tuesday. “And they also still allow smoking in bars and drive
around with those weird fish symbols on their cars, but the ones without
the legs. Now that’s something we certainly have to move there to
stop, all while pretending to be simple ’podunk’ residents who want to
mind own business... Yes, we should introduce our values to that state.
I think North Dakota may be perfect for us.”


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The Scatmans, Petersons, and thousands of other residents fleeing
California may not agree on everything, such as what amount of fine one
should face if they do not recycle their glass, plastic, and paper goods
($200 vs. $300 per infraction), or what state income tax rate is
suitable for a “family” of two or more making $60,000 or above (52% vs.
59%). However they do agree on one thing: the California they helped
ruin must be brought to other states, the “redder” the better, and that
they must seek refuge from the dystopia they helped create and thus will
no doubt leave their decedents clamoring to escape from again.


“We’re thinking Florida,” said Joseph Peterson. “We hear they don’t
charge 10-cents per plastic shopping bag there to prevent dolphins from
choking to death. How insensitive! We should move there and help
completely screw up their lives, too.”


Added Peterson, “We have no choice –we must move to other locations and
also make them ‘blue,’ so years from now people will have to flee from
them, too. That’s what enlightened people like us do.”
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But bringing about the ruination of one’s environment from state to
state can be quite challenging, according to Dr. Nicholas Kimos,
professor of Political Science and Psychology at Stanford University.


Although not implying that liberalism, and thereby liberal people,
are/do suffer from a mental disorder, Dr. Kimos said that “blue state
people” who can no longer tolerate living under the laws, and bans, and
provisions, and ordinances, and…ALL THE CONTROL FREAK TYRANNICAL BULLSHIT!! they have imposed upon themselves,
commonly feel nothing left to do but spread to the rest of America the
very attitudes from which they are essentially fleeing to begin with.


Said Dr. Kimos Tuesday, “It’s not exactly like ‘locusts,’ but they’re pretty darn
close. People (like the Petersons) move to a state, breed, and in time
vote for people who raise their taxes and enact a litany of regulations
and ridiculous bans. And after they come to suffer from the very
politicians who enact these choking laws, they decide it’s too much for
them and move elsewhere.”


Continued Dr. Kimos, “But they carry their values with them, and so,
again, vote for the same horrid environments they created. It’s
something we in the psychology call ‘repetitive masochism.’ …They hate
themselves for whatever reason and wish to project their self-hatred on
others, so other humble unsuspecting people can be just as miserable as
they are.”


Added Dr. Kimos, as he produced a 12-ounce hammer from his office desk, “Oh, and by the
way, could you please beat me over the head with this mercilessly?
After all, I am from California.”
C Anderson
C Anderson

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